I am Judge Turpin. I am the law, and you will listen to everything I say to you. Canon? I dont think so. I go down my own road. I'm highly important and keep myself above most everyone else.
I'm a very perverted man, and I'd love to punish any sexy man or woman that comes my way. Yes, I am bisexual and proud of it.
See you all in hell. -smirks-
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Made in Sony Vegas Pro 11
just a friendly reminder that looks can be deceiving! :)
a girl messaged me about a week ago on dailybooth and said, “if I had your face, my life would be complete.”
and I couldn’t help but think, “well, if I actually looked like that, then my life would probably be complete too.”
but I don’t.
I don’t think you guys realize how much of my appearance (and most girls on the internet’s appearances) is just straightened hair, pretty makeup, and push-up bras.
I don’t like showing myself without makeup because I feel ugly. but I also don’t like taking compliments that I don’t really deserve, so I wanted to show you guys the difference between fresh-out-the-shower sarah, and all-dolled-up sarah.
granted, I don’t do myself up like that every day; I haven’t got the time or the energy. most days I just look like this.
I had an anon earlier who said nobody notices her because she isn’t “tumblr pretty.”
well anon, most girls aren’t. you just have to fake it til you make it.
that is, sadly, how the world works.
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While browsing Demotivational Posters….
XD
BEST THING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING
Oh. My. Gravy.
i-i think i may need a new keyboard.
Oh my
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YOU GANDERED.
forever reblog <3
Every time I see this I will ALWAYS reblog it.
I want each and everyone of my followers to know that if you ever feel alone, you are never alone. If you ever need to talk to someone please message me. I will give you the support that all my friends gave to me. :)story of my life really encouraging
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“I knew a boy, who made all the wrong choices…”
Made in Photoshop Elements 8.0
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