I am Judge Turpin. I am the law, and you will listen to everything I say to you. Canon? I dont think so. I go down my own road. I'm highly important and keep myself above most everyone else.
I'm a very perverted man, and I'd love to punish any sexy man or woman that comes my way. Yes, I am bisexual and proud of it.
See you all in hell. -smirks-